Dave Barry
October 23rd, 2008
“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.”
-Dave Barry
“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.”
-Dave Barry
“Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.”
-Dave Barry